To the Editor:

Who’s looking all sexy and swingy in that new blue outfit? America, that’s who. Apparently the leprosy caravan committed massive voter fraud in return for Oprah cars. Notice the wall to wall caravan coverage abruptly stopped November 7th? Democrats’ extraordinary nationwide grassroots resistance overcame a Republican seawall of suppression, purges, and gerrymandering. Slogging through all the horrors of the last two years, we routed the Rube Army.

A beautiful blue wave was unleashed from sea to shining sea. A day after the Inauguration four million of us marched. In place. This month we marched to the polls. This is historic, brothers and sisters. We had the largest Democrat House pickup since Watergate, and they’re still counting Senate races. Tidbit : Hundreds of thousands of ballots from Democratic Districts were locked in the PO closed by the Trump bomber and destroyed. They didn’t receive them by deadline.

Pundits be damned, we’re not a divided country. Democrats carried the popular vote by almost seven million and have won six of the last seven Presidential Elections.

Thanks to the fear-mongering fascist there were actual murders and attempted assassinations during this campaign. In America. The demagogue complained a hate crime caused him to have a bad hair day. We repudiated this vile man. Clear eyes and full hearts won.

Kidnapping babies, forcing toddlers to stand trial LOST. Sister Simone and Nuns on the Bus WON. Bubba shooting machine guns to celebrate Fathers Day LOST. The Parkland Kids WON. Mandated work for poors who receive pennies a day in FoodStamps LOST. When we start eating the rich, the first BBQ will be in Puerto Rico WON. Americans drooling over themselves at hate rallies LOST. Women, college kids, LGBT, Muslims and compassion WON. Kneecapping Mueller LOST. Dem House investigations WON.

“There are good people on both sides” LOST. “How hard can it be? Saying Nazis are bad ?” WON. Brett Kavanaugh: “I liked beer. I still like beer” LOST. Oliver Wendell Holmes: “One’s mind stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions” WON. Crappy white guy terrorism LOST. Elected women bringing light, strength and intellectual maturity to DC WON. Me the President LOST. We the People WON.

Head to the Sanity Cellar Dorothy, the President had a white hot breakdown on TV eight hours after the results. Trump and Fox panicked and pretended they won. I don’t watch Fox News for the same reason I don’t eat from my toilet. Their levels of ignorance would shame medieval fanatics.

Trump wants to have his cake and will eat it, hoard it, freeze-dry it, and carry the frosting in his pocket for later. Nixon was impeached for lying to the American people. Trump is on his 9,000th! After two years of playing defense, we get to go on offense. Democrats took control of the Peoples House and in two years we’re coming for the other one.

Jody Hurrish
Stevens Point